Tuesday, September 1, 2009
People The Death of Vance Lauderdale
Posted by Vance Lauderdale on Tue, Sep 1, 2009 at 2:30 PM
Unless — UH OH — I ended up in "the other place" way down below. If that's the case (and I really can't think why it wouldn't be), then my bleak surroundings make sense. Though it's not quite as hot as what they used to tell us in Sunday School.
What AM I blathering about? Well, one of my many, many readers sent me this clipping from his Columbia University alumni magazine, which tells of the unfortunate demise of another Vance Lauderdale — clearly some rascal who stole my identity and even tried to pass himself off as a doctor. Then look what happened to him.
Let this be a lesson to us all. Or something. I'm not sure what to make of it.
At any rate, rest in peace, Vance.
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Must have been a brother from another Mother.....
Yes, but have you SEEN yourself lately?
http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?pid=2260…
I noted on your wall, there IS the striking resemblance...
Actually, Vance, I think it's Limbo, or maybe Purgatory. I'm not sure. All I know is I haven't seen a miracle in ages.
Have you considered the possibility that you're actually undead and a zombie?
I have seen and heard many clues about Vance's demise. At the end of "Strawberry Fields Forever" a voice can be heard saying, "I buried Vance." A song from the 'White Album" played backwards reveals, "Turn me on dead Vance, turn me on dead Vance." And if you look closely at the cover of "Abbey Road' Mr. Lauderdale is clearly out of step with the others.
... come to think of it Vance is out of step with most everybody ... ;0{)
Abe Vigoda sends his warmest regards.
I think it's pretty safe to say you've rated heaven. There would be no Kentucky Nip in hell. And by the looks of it, you've had plenty, my good man.
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