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Monday, October 5, 2009

The REAL Vance Lauderdale — At Last!

Posted by Vance Lauderdale on Mon, Oct 5, 2009 at 2:51 PM

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Oh, what an awful day!

There I was, trying to toast some crumbs of stale bread for my supper. The rat-chewed wiring shorted out, and — once again — the west wing of the Mansion went up in flames. The firemen arrived in the nick of time to quench the blaze. But in a panic I ran outside without my shirt on, and those damn paparazzi who hang out at the gates caught me like THIS.

I really must cut down on those bowls of Lucky Charms.

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I am particularly enamoured of the wife-beater tan lines.
Might I suggest formal dining attire from this point forward?

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Posted by julie noir on October 5, 2009 at 4:58 PM

That is the worst toupee (and perhaps the most pointless toupee) I've ever seen.

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Posted by BruceVanWyngarden on October 5, 2009 at 7:47 PM

Was the rest of the trailer court saved?

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Posted by tomguleff on October 5, 2009 at 9:39 PM

Every time I think of the Lauderdale Library being licked by flames, I keep picturing the final scene in The Name of the Rose.

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Posted by Jeff on October 6, 2009 at 11:56 AM

At the intersection of Vance and Lauderdale is Mount Nebo Baptist Church. Think they serve lucky charms there on St. Patricks Day.

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Posted by LTC on June 28, 2010 at 10:18 AM
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