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People Vance Lauderdale — Hard at Work (For a Change)

Posted by Vance Lauderdale on Wed, Mar 16, 2011 at 11:39 PM

Well, I begged and pleaded for years, and look — the good folks at Memphis magazine finally bought me a new computer!

Now I can crank out these columns in a matter of days.

Just as soon as the hot lead cools, and the ink dries, and the pages are trimmed, and ...

Hey, wait a minute. Where's the damn monitor on this thing??

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