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Thursday, November 3, 2016

The Best Stop Sign in Lakeland...

Posted By on Thu, Nov 3, 2016 at 10:29 AM

Can be observed on Old Brownsville Rd. between Highway 70 and Brunswick. 
PHOTOS BY FAITH
  • Photos by Faith

Tuesday, January 26, 2016

Have You Tried Backyard Burger's "Grilled Salomon" Burger?

Posted By on Tue, Jan 26, 2016 at 2:45 PM

Fly on the Wall has always been a sucker for a nicely misspelled sign. Here's one from the BYB on Perkins near Poplar. 

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Not sure what "salomon" is, but it sounds like something you don't want to catch. 

Thursday, September 10, 2015

Another Great Fast Food Sign on Union Ave.

Posted By on Thu, Sep 10, 2015 at 12:03 PM

I was so busy marveling over Arby's "Marvels of Meatcraft" sign that I failed to notice the incredibly fair deal Krystal is offering. 

SCOTT ROGERS
  • Scott Rogers

Apparently, if you buy one you get one. That's just as equitable as it can be. And so much better than the usual fast food motto, "Buy one, get bent." 

Wednesday, September 9, 2015

Sandwich or Porn Movie?

Posted By on Wed, Sep 9, 2015 at 3:07 PM

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Your Pesky Fly loves a good sign and your Union Ave. Arby's delivers with "Sliders: Marvels of Meatcraft." It could be porn. It could be a History Channel special event. 

Tuesday, December 2, 2014

Atheists Launch Christmas Billboard Campaign

Posted By on Tue, Dec 2, 2014 at 10:35 PM

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It’s December, that happy time of year when people get frothing mad about the nonexistent “War on Christmas.” In an unusual turn of events, the first salvo in this year’s skirmish appears to have been fired by American Atheists, a 40-year-old advocacy group that's hosting a national convention in Memphis this coming April. A billboard promoting the event pictures a little girl writing a letter to Santa: “All I want for Christmas is to skip church! I’m too old for fairy tales.”

This seems like as good an excuse as any to link a terrible movie about a jolly old elf locked in mortal combat with Satan. 


Thursday, May 1, 2014

Ride it Prince Harry: Did Fox 13's Lauren Lee Launch the Tweet of the Year?

Posted By on Thu, May 1, 2014 at 1:26 PM

We're not sure what Fox News reporter Lauren Lee was doing at The Pony, but boy are we glad that she shared this fine example of Southern hospitality.

Clothing optional?
  • Clothing optional?

Thursday, April 24, 2014

Hey Memphis, Somebody Found Your Lost Puppy

Posted By on Thu, Apr 24, 2014 at 10:39 AM

Last night, while strolling along Main St. my daughter Lucy spotted this poster. Being the thoughtful child she is, she immediately brought it to my attention and was rewarded with all the fish tacos she could eat.

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What a cutie.


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Wednesday, March 19, 2014

I Don't Think "March Madness" Means What You Think It Means

Posted By on Wed, Mar 19, 2014 at 12:19 PM

From the office of a Memphis-area urologist, this...

We dont want to see what the bracket looks like
  • We don't want to see what the bracket looks like

Tuesday, March 18, 2014

Things That Give You Gas

Posted By on Tue, Mar 18, 2014 at 3:52 PM

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The sign for Memphis’ Jet Gas Express has reminded your Fly-Team of one of the world’s great unsolved mysteries. Why do they call it a hambuger if it’s neither chopped ham nor chopped bug?

And can you really call a filling station maid a homemaid?

Wednesday, December 11, 2013

Literal Advertising: "Male Sexual Medicine"

Posted By on Wed, Dec 11, 2013 at 3:47 PM

The good folks at the Downtown Shell Station don't believe in beating around the bush.


So thats what the kids are calling it?
  • So that's what the kids are calling it?

Wednesday, December 4, 2013

Buck Wild Towing

Posted By on Wed, Dec 4, 2013 at 12:21 PM

There comes a time when every person looks in the mirror and asks, "Is there a wilder towing company out there?" And the answer, my friends, is yes. The sign on the door said, "Alberto's." The announcement on the bumper: "Buck Wild."

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Thursday, November 21, 2013

Rampaging Rhino Spotted in Downtown Memphis

Posted By on Thu, Nov 21, 2013 at 10:29 AM

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These signs in conjunction (as seen posted here on the railroad overpass at Front and Butler) indicates that angry Rhinoceroses should keep to the right in order to avoid being struck by oncoming traffic. I guess.

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Friday, November 15, 2013

In Praise of Booze

Posted By on Fri, Nov 15, 2013 at 12:02 PM

I've never seen the ghost of Elvis on Union Avenue, but I'm pretty sure this is a spirit photo of Joni Mitchell who turned 70 last week.

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  • Kimberly Baker

Happy birthday Joni. And well played, Kimbrough!

Thursday, November 7, 2013

A Picture of Stoners Getting High on Walnut Grove

Posted By on Thu, Nov 7, 2013 at 12:15 PM

Two guys named Stoner have started a "soft wash" service and given it the best name in the history of soft wash services.

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This is assuming that there is a history of soft wash services. Either way, I hope these guys charge time-and-a-half after 4:20.

Saturday, August 31, 2013

Huge Naked Yard Sale!

Posted By on Sat, Aug 31, 2013 at 9:23 AM

I don't think you can sell those at a yard sale, can you?

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