The Gold Club throws down a gauntlet...
Whoa. Two gas stations? Clearly it's time for all right-thinking citizens of Memphis, Michigan to learn from their West Tennessee namesake and get out before the inevitable fights over fuel consolidation.
Sung to the tune of "Ghostbusters" by Ray Parker Jr.:
If your joint burns,
Faster on one side,
Who you gonna call?
Behind every sign put up in a restaurant, there is bound to be a story.
At Elliott's on Second in Downtown Memphis, signs warn of disasters and doom due to salad bar abuses. We believe there must have been an epic salad bar heist in which someone spilled a drink as a diversion while his or her accomplice stole a bunch of salad, or, perhaps worse, made a second trip to the salad bar.
Let's just hope these signs (with red highlights!) prevent future disasters of this nature so the honest patrons of Elliott's can enjoy the appropriate amount of fixin's on their "bake potato's".
From FOTW's earliest days as a slender gray column of newsprint your Fly-team has been on the lookout for the best signs in Memphis. And our definition of "best" is pretty broad.
So, there's this from The Art Center on Union Ave.
Even more recently this next awesome message appeared on East Parkway at Madison.