By now you've probably seen this image.
One photo of the suspect shows a man committing "the same act," wearing woman's shoes and nothing else. Which is perfectly understandable considering just how sexy the right pair of shoes can make you feel.
Memphis police officers are on the lookout for a man who people say is creeping out drivers by driving naked while pleasuring himself.
Last month, Allyson Duckworth spotted a man she says was driving naked. She says the man had on nothing but sunglasses and a hat. She also says the man was touching himself. She spotted him at Highland and Poplar Avenue.
"It still bothers me,” says Allyson Duckworth, who had grabbed her camera and started recording the man's actions. "When I started videoing him, he really enjoyed that, I think he wants to be seen and wants to be found."
It all began innocently enough with a letter to Annie's Mailbox, an advice column by Kathy Mitchell and Marcy Sugar: "Dear Annie, I am a 14-year-old boy. I'm on the swim team, and I take tap dancing lessons."
And then this happened in the Commercial Appeal.
Witnesses at the scene say Action News 5 was trying on a Kim Kardashian brand hairpiece valued at $39.95 when News Channel 3 snuck up behind the unsuspecting station and snatched the wig right off its head.
"Lord, you should have heard Channel 5 holler," said WKNO Channel 10. The public television station was enjoying margaritas and an order of guacamole fries on the patio at Cafe Olé when the fight broke out.
"It sounded like somebody was being murdered," WKNO said. "And then that samurai sword came out, and we thought somebody was going to be murdered."
WMC's neighbors greeted the news with mixed reactions.
"I kinda think WREG is a little bit jealous of WMC," says unlicensed massage therapist Carl Masutra who lives in a van that he parks behind a popular fast food restaurant on Union Ave. "And if somebody was trying to snatch their wig, I think they've got a right to stand their ground."
Brenda Dishwalla of Dishwalla Interiors says she's shocked by the behavior of both news stations.
"Which one is supposed to be 'on your side?'" Dishwalla asked. "Is it WMC 'on your side' or WREG 'on your side?' Because it doesn't sound to me like either of these stations is on my side. And who the hell goes around carrying a samurai sword?"
Channel 3 was taken to the hospital where it was treated for minor injuries. WMC was questioned and released on its own recognizance. Although graffiti was spotted near the scene, no gang involvement is currently suspected, and no formal charges have been brought against either station.
This morning WREG was "hacked," which, we think means some poor hack at WREG accidentally tweeted a weather promotion with a porn link attached. Of course the Twitterverse couldn't let something this momentous pass without a spectacular spanking. Here are some of Fly on the Wall's favorite #rockbone responses so far.