Sunday, January 3, 2010

Andre Agassi: How Open is "Open"?

Posted by John Branston on Sun, Jan 3, 2010 at 4:01 PM

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When a professional athlete writes a book and calls it "Open," skepticism is in order.

Andre Agassi's autobiography is uncommonly interesting, uncommonly well written, and — to an extent we may never know — uncommonly open. But I had a feeling after I finished it that I had been shortchanged on the story.

On the first count, Agassi won eight major tennis tournaments, dated Barbra Streisand and married and divorced Brooke Shields, and made a comeback from drug abuse. On the second count, he had the help of author and professional journalist J. R. Moehringer, who declined to put his name on the cover or the title page. Very noble, but suffice it to say that a ninth-grade dropout writing a book as polished as this one is as unlikely as a journalist winning a national tennis tournament. On the last count, Agassi's celebrated disclosures about using crystal meth and lying about it and hating tennis all his life simply do not ring completely open

Memphis tennis fans saw Agassi at his best and his worst. When he was 18 years old, Agassi won the Regions Morgan Keegan Championships at the Racquet Club in 1988. He mentions that tournament in passing, as well as the young Memphian who was his girlfriend for a year. In 1996, Agassi lost in straight sets in the first round to Luke Jensen, a doubles specialist who was never ranked in the Top 100 in singles. This match doesn't make the book, but anyone who saw it knows that Agassi tanked and took the appearance money.

In 1997, according to the book, Agassi used crystal meth with a man he names "Slim." “Slim dumps a small pile of powder on the coffee table. He cuts it, snorts it. He cuts it again. I snort some. I ease back on the couch and consider the Rubicon I’ve just crossed.” Agassi lied to the Association of Tennis Professionals to save his career and avoid a suspension. We are to believe that an admitted wild child, charmer, and serious drinker rehabilitated himself and never slipped again.

Agassi also says he hated tennis. Well, all right. But he played the sport almost daily for more than 30 years. There must have been some enjoyment in there somewhere.

For tennis addicts, some of the more interesting observations concern equipment and other players. Agassi says the biggest change in the game in recent years is not the stronger players or the bigger racquets but the new elastic polyester string that imparts more spin on the ball. And his comments on rivals old and new are, as he says, pretty open. Here is a sample.

Jimmy Connors, Regions Morgan Keegan champion in 1978, 1979, 1983, and 1984: “He’s now coaching Roddick. Poor Andy. It makes me laugh. I can only admire that Connors is who he is, still, that he never changes. We should all be so true to ourselves, so consistent.”

Ivo Karlovic: “He’s a totem pole, a telephone pole, which gives his serve a sick trajectory. When Karlovic serves, the box technically becomes twice as large. The net becomes a foot lower. I’ve never played anyone so big.”

James Blake. “He plays pretty, graceful tennis, and I’m not in his league, not today. He’s simply younger, faster, a better athlete. He also thinks enough of my history, my accomplishments, to bring his A game. I like that he comes out loaded for bear.”

Lleyton Hewitt: “He’s among the best shot selectors in the history of tennis.”

Brad Gilbert, Agassi’s coach and Regions Morgan Keegan champion in 1986 and 1989: “Tremendous coaching skills, odd people skills.”

Todd Martin, champion in 1994 and 1995: “A deadly opponent. He has a nice hold game and a solid break game. With his own serve he’s uncannily accurate. He hasn’t the vaguest interest in hitting the inside of the line, he wants to hit the outside half.”

Jim Courier, champion in 1993: “The good news is, I know how to beat Courier. The bad news is, it’s personal. We began in the same place, in the same barracks at the Bolletierri Academy, our bunk beds a few feet apart.”

Michael Chang, champion in 1997: “Every time he beats someone he points to the sky. He thanks God — credits God — for the win, which offends me. That God should take sides in a tennis match, that God should side against me, that God should be in Chang’s box, feels ludicrous and insulting.”

Tommy Haas, champion in 1999, 2006, and 2007 who beat Agassi at Wimbledon in 1998: “He tells reporters he grew up idolizing me. I used to look up to Agassi, he says. I can say I beat Andre Agassi, a former number one who’s won a couple of Grand Slams. It sounds like a eulogy. Does the guy think he beat me or buried me?”

Chris Woodruff, who is from Tennessee: “He always reminds me of a country-western singer, and plays as if he’d rather be performing at a rodeo.”

Ivan Lendl, champion in 1991: “Asked about my game, he sniffs: ‘A haircut and a forehand.’”

John McEnroe, champion in 1980: “It feels like playing John Lennon. The man is a legend. I’ve grown up watching him, admiring him, though I’ve often rooted against him, because his archrival, Borg, was my idol.”

Mark Philippoussis, champion in 1998 and 2001: “An Australian kid with tons of talent and a reputation for squandering it.”

Pete Sampras, champion in 1996: “Our rivalry had been one of the lodestars of my career. Losing to Pete has caused me enormous pain, but in the long run it’s also made me more resilient.”

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You are alone in feeling shortchanged. How much more could he have put in it for you to be content with it being "open"? He will not put anything with regard to anything sexual nor would he put anything with regard to Perry (gag order in place). Not really sure what else you would like in it. Also have you ever heard Andre speak at all? He is very articulate and very intellectual beyond 9th grade education - it is called the education of world experience and can make or break you for sure. He has always been very involved and has spoken way beyond his educational experiences. He erected a school - what more do you need him to do? It is true - some people will never be happy. I too have seen him play upclose on many occasions and he is a joy to watch and was always very interesting. So sorry you still want more from the man.

Posted by Gerry on January 4, 2010 at 10:26 AM | Report this comment

Most people do what they are good at doing much longer than they do what they enjoy.

Posted by 38103 on January 4, 2010 at 12:43 PM | Report this comment

Andre? That is so two months ago. If you're gonna talk sports can you at least get us up to par on Mike Leach? Or even Elin's New Year's trip to the Swiss Alps? How 'bout Jim Zorn's firing? Is this what Montana does to a man (shudder, shudder)?

Posted by Phlo on January 4, 2010 at 1:06 PM | Report this comment

Good grief, phlo, that's a little harsh. I enjoyed the review; I can get "takes" on Leach ad naseum all over the internet. What more is JB going to add to that discussion?

Posted by Packrat on January 4, 2010 at 1:37 PM | Report this comment

Phlo: I'm a slow reader. And as the stockbroker who lost all his client's money in stocks said when asked about bonds, "But I don't know anything about bonds." As for Leach, I hear players sided with James for the most part even though some fans have been hard on him. Zorn ran the funniest flop play I ever saw, and working for Snyder has to be impossible.

Posted by John Branston on January 4, 2010 at 1:39 PM | Report this comment

JB: Great piece, really. I needed to work your Montana trip into something; this seemed like a pretty good vehicle. :0)

Packy: All in good fun, ol' buddy.

Posted by Phlo on January 4, 2010 at 1:43 PM | Report this comment

I was never much of an Agassi fan until his final match of his career at the US Open. He had a back injury and could barely move. He still went out and played his heart out. It was the most emotional tennis match I ever saw. I haven't watched an entire tennis match since.

Posted by Doubting Thomas on January 4, 2010 at 2:23 PM | Report this comment

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