Don't feel like sharing the dinner table with your homophobic folks? Or maybe you're just too far away to justify a plane or car trip home. Either way, you can give thanks with the local LGBT community at two events on Thanksgiving Day.

The Memphis Gay and Lesbian Community Center is hosting a Thanksgiving potluck at the center (892 S. Cooper) from noon to 4 p.m. Turkey will be provided, but attendees are encouraged to bring their favorite holiday dishes to share.
Not sure how to turn on an oven? Mary's Memphis has you covered. Backstreet's sister bar at 405. Cleveland will host their annual Thanksgiving buffet at noon. Food is provided free of charge.
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Are non-homosexuals really 'homophobes' as Bianca claims? No. Most people see it as against the natural use of the bodily parts. Homophobic is nothing more than name calling. Our bodily orifices have certain normal functions. The fear of social disease is a rational fear of death, not the hatred of the person. The theory of evolution argues against homosexuality as well. For an organism to survive and pass on its genes to the next generation, 'normal' sexual relations are necessary. Homosexuals act as parasites by having to work outside the same-sex relationship to accomplish this. There are dozens of reports of diseases from homosexual behavior. Lastly, statistics show that most proportionate child molestation is from homosexuals.
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pretzel logic: a doofus who doesn't believe in evolution arguing against homosexuality by using evolution as an argument.
I really don't know how many times this has been explained to you CHG. About the only thing left for me to say is STFU!!!
Hey Auto - I almost had seizure from laughing so hard!
Packrat,
Now that my laughter has slowed somewhat; using the antithesis of a view is often used in debates.
Yikes.
CHG: autoegocrat's quote was downright Disneyworld compared to the insipid junk you post here every week. Are you ok? Seriously. You're diatribes have been even more one-dimensional than usual lately. Like this CHG instant classic: "Our bodily orifices have certain normal functions." Wow! Heads-up everyone! OMG! My a**hole isn't the microwave oven I thought it was! Happy Holidays!
CHG, now that I've swabbed up the co-cola on my desk, yes, I agree, if your objective is to engage in sophistry and obsfucation, then your use of antithesis fits. You, sir, are an unparalleled natural genius at obsfucation. Now, run away, or I shall taunt you a second time, you wiper of other people's bottoms.
CHG - statistics show that most bestiality is done by conservatives.
Auto, merc, pack - do farm animals count?
As for the Thanksgiving turkey, just make sure you wear a glove when stuffing it.
I bet CHG knows how to turn on an oven.
Everybody sing! With a Packrat here and an Auto there, here a Zip, there a Merc, everywhere a Jeff-Jeff, CHG he had a farm, E-I-E-I-Phlo.
I can't believe I just got moderated for using language that the Flyer has printed in its pages on numerous occasions. Very, very disappointing, Memphis Flyer. But then again, it's funny as all Hell to see that my words live on in CHG's quote.