... Neil Diamond wrote a song called The Memphis Flyer. And, well, lets just say its no Sweet Caroline. In fact, it sucks. A sample lyric:
Take me home on the Memphis Flyer
Take me home to a point down south
Got to go just to keep from dying
Come on, baby,
You and me gonna play house
You can read all the lyrics and even
hear the song
here. Dont say we didnt warn you.