Elvis Presley Enterprises feels your pain. They know times are tough, and getting tougher every time the price of gas goes up. To combat the Petroleum Blues, EPE is offering visitors to Graceland three dollars off the price of a Platinum Tour ticket in exchange for gas receipts, and a coupon that can be downloaded here
. Graceland calls this special relief program
(wait for it)Tank you. Tank you very much.
Folks, you just just cant make these things up.