The good folks over at WREC Radio 600 AM
can rest easy today. Their, er, biggest star, Rush Limbaugh, will not be doing hard time for his recent customs bust for illegal possession of Viagra. El Rushbo had taken Pfizer's Pfinest with him to the Dominican Republic for what reasons, we can only surmise, since he vacationed alone. It's a visual we don't need, at any rate.
For another Memphis take on America's Biggest Blowhard, visit the Pesky Fly and listen to Neighborhood Texture Jam's lovely ditty, "Rush Limbaugh, Evil Blimp."