No such luck for our local NBA team.
Memphis Grizzlies Ask for Two Weeks Off To Practice reads a recent headline in The Onions online edition. The story begins, In order to improve their 3-10 record, the last-place Memphis Grizzlies requested permission from NBA officials yesterday to take two weeks off so that they may practice their ball-handling skills, lay-ups, and passing.
Actually, the Grizzlies record right now is 6-20, so weve actually done TWICE as well (or twice as bad, depending on how you look at it) as The Onion reports. If you want to read the whole story which might have more truth to it than Grizzlies fans want to admit go here: