Ah, David, how we've missed you since you've been away from our humble river town. The video you're about to click is from "I'm a Celebrity, Get Me Out of Here!" and it's simply beyond description.
Check in to the Albino Hotel, friends. The rooms are black, the bowling balls are white, and the chandeliers don't turn on. It's, uh, somewhere in Detroit. Or in the Twilight Zone.