They can call it Bourne Free. And it will be about lions.
Nah. They can always just reboot the entire Bourne series in about 10 years with a new actor when Damon is too old to play the part.
Maybe some year in the near future, Hollywood will have an original idea.
I really like this movie, moreso than this reviewer. But this review is fair and balanced. Mr. McCoy seems to weigh the film against the source material and not the Tarzan films of past decades. One correction: 1. Edgar Rice Burroughs was not an Englishman. He was an American, born and raised in Chicago. Having read many of the pulp magazines of the early part of the last century, he felt he could write stories as good, or bad, as those he was reading. Thus, John Carter of Mars and Tarzan of the Apes were conceived.
Mr. McCoy is a bit critical of the flashbacks stretching into the 2nd half of the movie, but one of them, the killing of Kala, Tarzan's ape mother, by Chief Mbonga's son and followed by Tarzan killing the young warrior in a vengeful rage, is an important point in this story. It shows us why Chief Mbonga wants to kill Tarzan.
Joan Collins is looking fabulous at 83!
Jennifer Saunders is the funniest human on the planet, except for Stephen Fry. And maybe Vicki Lawrence.
Great movie! Stay seated until the credits have ended. I was pleased to see Cecily Strong in the movie, also. Chris Hemsworth's best part is contained in the closing credits.
I will see this because Leslie Jones and Kate McKinnon are the most talented performers on Saturday Night Live since the 70's. I watch SNL mainly to watch them.
I've only seen parts of the original Ghostbusters because I've never liked -- and still can't watch -- Bill Murray.
not even remotely interested in seeing this 2 hour steamer, but then again, I didnt like the original.
Dwayne, hang in there my wife eventually settled for me looking like a gorilla.
This is what I thought. But, my wife wants me to look like this Tarzan fellow. So, I am sure we will see it soon enough anyway. Sausage Factory.
Chris McCoy I love to be an actress how could I become an actress I love action movies. Like my favorite movie in the world Colombiana starting ZOE SALDANA with everything going on in my life I rather take that and put it into acting A SCANDALOUS BLEND OF ACTION,SEX AND VIOLENCE." WITH ALL THAT I LOST IN MY LIFE THE ANGER I HAVE BUILD UP INSIDE OF ME COULD COME OUT IN LIGHTS,CAMERA AND ACTIONS BEING ONE OR YOUR MOST POPULAR NEWEST ACTOR'S EVER I KNOW I CAN WITH THE HELP OF YOUR ACTING SKILLS WILL TAKE US PLACE'S THAT PEOPLE IN ACTING NEVER SEEN BEFORE IN HISTORY OF ACTING YOU COULD REACH ME AT MSMATLOCK99@GMAIL.COM THANKS HAVE A BLESSED DAY.
I'm really looking forward to this.
So you didn't like it, then?
My creditors wish I was being bribed.
Jeez, Elsa. Who pissed in your cornflakes? Chris just thought it was interesting, and he's telling us why. Get another cup of coffee or something.
Goodness, how much did they pay you to write this over-bloated drivel about a bad, at best, mediocre film, and a director who is in no way equal to the qualities you've given her. Comparing Gerwig to Streep in Sophie's Choice? Stating Miller is a director up to the masters? Again, how much were you bribed to write this overcompensating body of misleading the public?
Elizabeth Bennet is not an empty shell.
And all rude rich men are not Fitzwilliam Darcy.
I went in with pretty low expectations and was pleasantly surprised.
I went in thinking this film was going to be as good as Spinal Tap and was thoroughly
disappointed. Only gag I thought that was really funny was the TMZ parody. This movie
was more for the teen and 20 something crowd. And they could have cut out the up close schlong part.
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