- Issue Archive for
- Dec 21-27, 2000
- Vol. 1, No. 618
News
MONEY TALKS
My generation looks at money nonchalantly, the way we look at each other in bars -- over our shoulder before we turn back to our drink. We know it can't buy us love, we've forgotten Emily Post, and if we ever were Material Girls, most of us are over it.
POTTY PHONES & EXTRA PERKS
A poem about Barbara Swearengen Holt, with apologizies to Dr. Seuss.
AUTOMATIC GROCERY
U-Scan Express makes shopping more easy.
THE MISRULE OF LAW
Who cares anymore about right and wrong?
SEARCH IS ON FOR HOOTEN
Authorities hope for word of the missing man.
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