Read Memphis magazine's resident eccentric Vance Lauderdale's latest blog entry.
I have some really hot girlfriends. They're skinny. They have great hair, the works. Every Saturday night, they're fending off cat-calls and pick-up lines left and right.
It's great for them. Not so much for me. I'm short, chubby, and I have bad skin ...
Read the rest of John Branston's City Beat.