The Republican Call for Candidates:
We're looking for an idiot,
An honest to god idiot,
To be the leader of the good old USA.
Morons need not apply,
Your IQs are much too high,
To sell the voters the Grand Old Party way.
You needn't feel queasy,
The job is very easy,
Carl Rove will tell you everything to say.
There's really nothing to it,
The constitution---screw it!
The middle class---we'll take everything away.
So we're looking for an idiot,
A psychopathic idiot,
To be the leader of the good 'ole USA
The rich get all the money.
The rest do all the work.
If anyone thinks that's funny,
He's a traitorous, liberal jerk!
'Cause that's the Grand Old Party Waaaaaay!
By Toby Sells
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