figgerin out this com'putin stuff
Beach beach beach... Don't buy that non-fat, no whip latte and ride your bike. Unless you have a plan to stop using the effing gas, you are as much of a problem as the b'tards that are raising the prices. This is nothing new. Ever heard of ending the dependence on oil, or at least reducing it? Golly ghee Beave... that's a great idea! WTF? Blame Congress, blame the President, blame yourself, your neighbors, and blame me! WE ARE ALL SUCKERS (of fuel, that is)... We don't know any other way to do what we want to do. Batteries don't take us far or last as long or give us whiplash. Well sheet. Come up with an effing fuel cell and move on with life. Oh wait. We can't oil has greased the arse of America and it's representatives. Tax revenues vs NEW JOBS... holy idea Batman! I think we have it. Oh, and while we're at it can we please get the damn stop lights in Memphis to be timed to be at least a LITTLE more fuel efficient? Make it a University of Memphis project. Or something. It's a nightmare.
Best pizza in Memphis. Don't get me wrong MPC is great as well, but something about the heart-stopping "around-the-world" is a topper any day. Although, High Point Pizza is really tasty and has homey atmosphere.
By Hannah Sayle, Chris Herrington, Chris Shaw, Louis Goggans, Greg Akers and Bruce VanWyngarden
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