Don't pretend you didn't fill up on bottomless chips and salsa. Bonus!
Don't make him angry. You wouldn't like him when he's angry. AC SMASH!!
As for "the best possible fit" at the corner of Summer and East Parkway, if you are going to be located across the street from a porn theater and a fried chicken joint I suggest you sell napkins. Lots of napkins.
Re: “The Big Secret Surprise: The U of M's Bob Hetherington has some exciting news”
Lord of the Rings' musical! *fingers crossed*