Brave Defender of Mediocrity and Donut Authentica
if I am a subscriber to this, by means of the public internet, I am damn sure allowed to make whatever comment I please, Sharkey. You are invited to self-edit your topically-attuned eyes and step nimbly around the offering of my coat and wade right into the mud-puddle of culture rot you call a 'real life donut story'.
(please add to previous post:
3. 'real life donuts' )
unofficial, non-scientific survey:
which term is more cringe-inducing? -
1. "old school"
if somebody ever threw a donut or an eclair at me while i was eating in a restaurant I would absolutely lose my mind a reptilian rage and start flinging chairs back at him. Its conceivable that I would kill him with a tureen of trend transcendent pumpkin cappuccino.
This makes me long for those heady, algonquin-days of Erma Bombeck and Lewis Grizzard
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