A Hollywood professional with over 40 years of experience, Walter Chutzpah has launched the careers of thousands of entertainment professionals. He is the father of…
I am a bigshot LA film producer. I was going to bring my latest film, Bikini Kickboxers from Hell, to your town but not anymore. How the hell am I goin' to find a licensed and bonded Baby Oil Applier, Experienced Bikini Inspector, and 30 Spray Bottle Wranglers in the group of chumps ya just profiled? It's a shame, we had a scene where the dames were gonna windsurf off the Mighty Mississip, and fight Pharaoh Ninjas on the river banks, it'da been a thing of beauty that woulda gave our good friend Mr. Oscar a pants poker if ya catch my drift.
Good luck with what ya got goin' on, but I'm taking this Gold-Plated Baby to Davenport, Iowa.
Ta & Ta Tas,
Walter Chutzpah, Hollywood Film Producer
By Micaela Watts
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