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      <![CDATA[MITT: so this where all you peasants fraternize, I mean, “hang loose.”  (said with air quotes)
        
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      <![CDATA[I volunteer to go to a play and tickle Davis.
        
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      <![CDATA[That was kind of fun. More closet comedians here that I thought.
        
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      <![CDATA[This was fun and my thanks to all who took a shot at this. There were 4 or 5 that were really stellar, but I'm going to declare NOONE the contest winner for "Three hispanics, a black and a robot walk into a Chipotles...
        
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      <![CDATA["Who's the sweaty white dude in my kitchen?"
        
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      <![CDATA[This guy smells like cinnamon!
        
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      <![CDATA[I touched him . . . he's 53% real!
        
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      <![CDATA[See definition for "irony" in the Webster's Dictionary ...
        
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      <![CDATA[RMONEY
        
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      <![CDATA[I ain't lyin', the man has Kanye in his iPod.
        
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      <![CDATA["$10,000 says he won't realize he ate Seamus"
        
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      <![CDATA[Man gave us a $1,000.00 to do this scene. <br>
Obama, what chew got to offer?
        
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      <![CDATA["Hoof Hearted?"
        
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      <![CDATA[I've got your 47% right here
        
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      <![CDATA[We're all voting for Mitt because he truly represents hope and change for America, that Obama just lied about!
        
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      <![CDATA[Three hispanics, a black and a robot walk into a Chipotles...
        
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      <![CDATA[You guys are killing me. I'll close the contest at 5 today. Winner to be announced tomorrow.
        
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      <![CDATA["Ever seen him sweat like this around his rich homies?"
        
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      <![CDATA[THIS is the ass clown Elway's endorsing?
        
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      <![CDATA["Seriously .... Four of us share Mexican heritage."
        
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      <![CDATA["Watch what happens when I pull the string back there..."
        
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      <![CDATA[How's my investment portfolio? Seriously?
        
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      <![CDATA[In a unique experiment in quantum economics, scientists insert Mitt Romney into a group of non-billionaires and hold him in a state of quantum suspension for 1/64th of a second (long enough to snap this unique photo), during which he neither changes his state to a darker hue via quantum tanning, nor achieves singularity. However, as can be seen, the reduced energy of his quantum state has already begun to affect the test subjects surrounding him.
        
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      <![CDATA["Very funny, crew. Now get this mannequin out of here, and put it back in the Brooks Brothers window where it belongs."
        
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      <![CDATA[I can't wait til I'm the god of my own planet. There won't be any of these kind there.
        
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