Read more about one of Memphis' first "no-tell motels" at Vance Lauderdale's blog.
I have some really hot girlfriends. They're skinny. They have great hair, the works. Every Saturday night, they're fending off cat-calls and pick-up lines left and right.
It's great for them. Not so much for me. I'm short, chubby, and I have bad skin ...
As a gag, the Memphis city councilman sent out an e-mail purporting to distance himself from an upstart "Myron Lowery For President" movement at the Democratic National Convention, which starts Monday in Denver.