“Please Publish This Press Release in Your Newspaper” 

“Power, money, fame, looks, aren’t these the attributes wanted by most beautiful women in the world?” (You said it.)

“Most of us, unendowed as we think we are, have much substance to offer a woman, if we get the proper exposure.” (Unendowed men with much substance, here’s your chance for some exposure.)

“Glitz, glitter, and things that shine do offer initial distractions preventing the average man from auditioning for the part of ‘Knight in shining armour [sic].’ Never before has a manual been presented that provides the skills you need to capture the heart of a beautiful woman. ... No one likes to lose.”

So don’t be a loser. And Don’t Be Afraid To Ask!!. It’s a book subtitled “How To Date a Beautiful Woman.”

This press release has been brought to you by author Bob Lott (who also wrote How To Find, Meet and Date a Beautiful Woman), and here we are publishing it. Does our Web site count?

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