AT YOUR SERVICE 

AT YOUR SERVICE

The Memphis Flyer s circulation department recently received a request for a change in service. Most of our readers (God love em!) are content to pick up their papers at our nice green boxes located throughout the city, but that wasn t good enough for one fellow, apparently. Neatly printed on the change-of-service request form were the words, I would like to have my stack of Flyers delivered by naked girls. Sadly, due to the state of the economy, the Flyer no longer offers this service. For the right price, however, The Pesky Fly himself might personally deliver your papers wearing nothing but a diaper, flip-flops, and a smile. (Weather permitting.)

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