Nope. It's. . . John Daly.
The long ball rebel's vinos, which include three "ranges" of wine, hit Memphis shelves in a week, with national rollouts to follow. The press info promises the products were "conceived and blended to reflect unique and different aspects of one of the worlds most thrilling and big-hearted golfers."
We can only assume that once opened, the bottle begins chain-smoking Marlboros, marries you, trashes your hotel room, divorces you, and then goes out in search of strippers and slot machines. For tasting notes and images, click here .
No word yet on which of the three goes best with Hooters wings and Big Macs.
And now my friends, at this most sacred time of year The Memphis in May Barbecue Festival Yankee devil-people are trying to steal the Lords favorite bone from the humble Southern God-fearing grillers of this once proud nation. For this reason and more, the Flyer is boycotting the devil-looking-person from Marthas Vinyard and his heretically named Web site, Barbecuebible.com. And were especially boycotting their sinfully delicious mac and cheese.