Last week, our writers considered what would have happened if Elvis had lived to age 72. Along those same lines, another writer imagines what Elvis would think about sports today
David Whitley, a columnist for the Orlando Sentinel, conducts an imaginary interview with Elvis on the state of contemporary sports.
Here's a sampling:
What's on your mind?
"Michael Vick should've listened to me. Don't be cruel. Now he ain't nothin' but a hound dog. Jailhouse rock, baby."
Read the rest here.