Fly picked up a beautifully printed tract -- with large cover letters saying "HYE WOULD HAVE RIDDEN A HARLEY" -- at the Easyriders motorcycle show last weekend at the Cook Convention Center. Inside, it reads: "He was a lot like you and me. The Government didn't like him. The church thought he was weird. His friends were few. What friends he had denied him. He was persecuted by hypocrites. He hung around people like you and me, not the goody-two-shoes. Pharisees. Yes, if Jesus were on this earth in the flesh he would be next to you on his Harley telling you he loved you enough to die for you."
As long as you weren't riding a Honda or Yamaha, we presume.