WTF Somebody is trying to get kicked out of Bed Bath & Beyond ...
Fantasy Island Headline writers had a field day recently when Collierville cops shut down a very special B&B for travelers who like S&M. Choice story-toppers included "Collierville Cracks Whip in Sex-Bondage House" and "Collierville's Hands Tied in Bondage House Prosecution."
Vicious Rumors Wrestling legend Sid Vicious spent some time in the hoosegow recently when police caught the retired grappler with marijuana. But honestly, can't we all agree that the once-formidable wrestler who had a 17-inch rod implanted in his leg deserves a prescription?
Wasted In case you can't read the caption on this mug shot on The Commercial Appeal's website, it describes fugitive Calvin Hinton as being "wasted" for aggravated assault, which seems a little extreme.
By Chris Davis. E-mail him at firstname.lastname@example.org.