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Lessons from Tampa

Your Pesky Fly would like to share a few things he learned while visiting the Republican National Convention in Tampa, Florida, last week.

• Republicans, for all of their conservatism, simply cannot resist a wacky hat.

• It takes more than an Obama Hot Air Deflector to keep cool in sunny Tampa.

• Florida protesters are lame, except for the lone genius who drove around all day with a stuffed dog strapped to the top of his car.

• Most importantly, I learned that I should never trust the liberal media. Instead, I should get all of my news from more reliable billboards.

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