It's a Sign
Don't you just hate it when you go to a shake-shack to watch some shaking only to discover that the entertainment isn't classy? Who doesn't, right? In an act of pure, unadulterated class, the Gold Club on Summer has thrown down a gauntlet to the "broke ass" competition.
Your move, Pony Club.
Another Elvis Week has come and gone and with it another boatload of inexplicable national and international news features. Take for example the gritty story of Billy Cash, the "Crime-Fighting King," an Elvis look-alike who "cracks down on crime" in Clintonville, Ohio. According to CBS affiliate WBNS-TV, Cash, a former bounty hunter who sports black hair, sideburns, and sunglasses (and therefore looks exactly like Elvis) is dedicated to combating drug activity and prostitution. When not on patrol, he enjoys karaoke.
The handmade security decals are a nice touch.