Fly on the Wall 

Boner pills, Elvis, and sign hacks

Adverts

Marketing is tricky business. For example, what's the best way to identify and brand a sketchy dietary supplement deemed unsafe by the FDA because it contains sildenafil and can potentially interact with nitrates to create a sudden and dangerous drop in blood pressure? Should they be called "Boner Pills?"  Or "Longfellows?" Or maybe "Bro Grow?"

The Downtown Shell seems to be taking a daring yet clinical approach with "Male Sexual Medicine."

Neverending Elvis

Memphis should consider eBay. In light of the city's economic woes and the fact that everything Elvis Presley ever touched sells for a ridiculous sum of money, it's clearly the right thing to do. Just this week, Jim and Ellen Jenkins sold their broken Ebner Musical 5v Luxus record player for $6,000. The Ebner Musical 5v Luxus, valued at $3,000, was a wedding present from the King who, on one occasion, used it as an amplifier for his guitar.

Listed

According to new data from the FBI, Tennessee is America's most

dangerous state. It's probably time to cash in with a reality show.

Simple Sign Hacks

What's better than a crosswalk on a busy street? A crosswalk for hula hoopers, obviously. This one is at Madison and Tucker by the Midtown Huey's.

Tags:

Comments

Subscribe to this thread:

Add a comment

ADVERTISEMENT
ADVERTISEMENT
    • Fresh Air

    • The Past for the Future

      With a new leader, the Lynching Sites Project will commemorate a silenced death.

Blogs

Politics Beat Blog

Luttrell Weighs in for Governor's Gas-Tax Proposal

News Blog

New Plan, New Task Force Coming for Riverfront

Film/TV/Etc. Blog

Music Video Monday: Alyssa Moore

Tiger Blue

Memphis Tigers: By the Numbers

Tiger Blue

Tigers 70, UCF 65

News Blog

Thousands Join Memphis Women's March

Politics Beat Blog

One Eye on The Memphis Women's March, January 21, 2017

News Blog

PODCAST: Two Flyer Guys and the Portland Protests

Beyond the Arc

Grizzlies 107, Kings 91: Game Notes

ADVERTISEMENT

More by Chris Davis

Readers also liked…

ADVERTISEMENT
© 1996-2017

Contemporary Media
460 Tennessee Street, 2nd Floor | Memphis, TN 38103
Visit our other sites: Memphis Magazine | Memphis Parent | Inside Memphis Business
Powered by Foundation