We're in the middle of awards season, and celebrity news is inescapable. And no celebrity, with the possible exception of the recently incarcerated Justin Bieber, is more newsworthy than everybody's favorite tongue-wagging twerker, Miley Cyrus. The artist formerly known as Hannah Montana recently confessed her love for Elvis Presley and marijuana.
"some days i wanna just lay in bed and google Elvis all day. but then i get realllllly depressed," Cyrus tweeted, linking to a photo of Elvis in his Army days. Her followup tweet was an e-card: "Everyone is in a relationship, getting married or having babies. And I'm just over here like, 'I love weed.'"
Fly on the Wall loves WMC-TV 5 news reporter Jason Miles. We love his over-the-top tweets, the fact that he once chest-bumped a cop because the officer asked him to move the news van, and most of all, we love Miles' former Twitter profile photo, which depicted the dogged newsman crawling under a car to get his story. We also love this blog post from "I Love Memphis" featuring this birthday cake memorializing Miles' car-crawl.
Lucky birthday girl Kate Midgley relates this story: "When my husband went to pick up the cake, the bakery lady asked 'Is that the cake with the movie star on it?'" Yes, Kroger bakery lady, yes it is.