JUST SAY NOOOOOOOO! 

JUST SAY NOOOOOOOO!

Honey, I shrunk the Yellow Pages! Ah, the Yellow Book, a collection of business listings and phone numbers so small you can even use it while driving in your car, chatting on your cell phone, and freebasing some quality cocaine. Not that we would know, mind you. Still, we found this one listing to be interesting. So interesting, in fact, that we stared at it for hours because it was, like, you know, moving all around the page and stuff. Duuuuuuude, that s just the listing I was looking for. Cosmic -- like, you know, moving all around the page and stuff. Duuuuuuude, that s just the listing I was looking for. Cosmic.

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