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New NSA Slogans 

The NSA: We Can Hear You Now!
Hey, That Private Data Is Sexy. We'd tap that!
Only Criminals And Degenerates Need Privacy.
Can We Get Your Digits? That Was A Rhetorical Question. Of Course We Can!
If You Don't Like The Government Recording Your Private Data, You Might Be A Terrorist! (Get Jeff Foxworthy's asking price to appear)
Honestly, Rick Smith of Des Moines, Iowa, We Didn't Listen In On Your Fight With Your Girlfriend. But She's Clearly In The Right.
You Know Who Liked Privacy? Hitler.
The NSA: Think Of Us As A Slightly Less Intrusive Facebook.
Constitution/Shmonstitution. Feh!
You Can't Spell "Freedom Is Super American!" Without F-I-S-A.
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If You Don't Like The Government Recording Your Private Data, You Might Be A Terrorist! (Get Jeff Foxworthy's asking price to appear)
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