One of the axiomatic political races of our time was the Republican primary race for the open 7th District congressional seat in 2002. The race featured one well-known Nashville-area candidate, then state senator Marsha Blackburn of Brentwood, against three - count 'em, 3 - entries from Shelby County: city councilman Brent Taylor, state senator Mark Norris, and attorney David Kustoff (now U.S. Attorney for Tennessee's Western District).
Each of the three local candidates convinced themselves at the time that there were enough Shelby County votes to go around, that - as one of them argued - even if the county's Republican votes were evenly split three ways, the leading local candidate would still poll more than Blackburn in the winner-take-all.
On the basis of this rather serious misunderstanding (it failed to reckon with Blackburn's campaigning skill or her statewide reputation as an income-tax foe), Messrs. Taylor and Norris launched nonstop personal attacks on each other and on Kustoff, who belatedly, in the last week of the primary campaign, joined in the mudfest.
At the end of it all, Blackburn, who refrained from any direct attacks on her opponents, won an absolute majority of the votes, district-wide, and even finished second, behind Kustoff, in Shelby County, For better or for worse (that depends on one's politics, of course), the conservative Blackburn is a power to be reckoned with in Washington today.
Moral of the story? Muddy hands make for meager votes, at least in a multi-candidate race where one of the candidates stays free and clear of the melee.
There is no exact analogy between that campaign and what's going on in the GOP primary for the U.S. Senate. But of the three candidates, two of them - former congressman Ed Bryant, who had vacated that 7th District seat in 2002 for his first turn at the Senate and former 4th District congressman Van Hilleary, an unsuccessful gubernatorial candidate in 2002 - are engaging more or less constantly in personal attacks, against each other and against the third Republican, former Chattanooga mayor Bob Corker.
Corker, for his part, is concentrating his fire on unopposed Democrat Harold Ford Jr.
Most of this warfare, in keeping with the times, is via the Internet, circulated to media outlets and on various of the email networks which are virtually teeming in political circles these days. They concentrate on this or that - 'my polls are better than their polls,' 'I'm the real conservative; the others are fakers,' and the like - but of all these attacks, by far the most remarkable, certainly the most tedious, and maybe the most counter-productive, come from the Bryant campaign.
These are the email reminders sent out daily under the head "Bob Corker Fraud Watch, Day ___." As of Monday, the fill-in-the-blank series had got up to Day 76, and, as always, the email referenced six former Chattanooga city employees who in the last year or so have been accused of various misdeeds, petty and otherwise, and broadly implied, without exactly saying so or offering any evidence, that Corker might have been looking the other way.
The accusation seems to derive from charges of alleged past accounting irregularities made by Corker's successor as Chattanooga mayor, Ron Littlefield, who was taken to task back in March by the Chattanooga Times-Free Press in an editorial deploring "the more negative trend and tone of events in city government" under Littlefield.
Whatever the facts of the matter, or of the relationship to them, direct or indirect, of Corker (who has dismissed the allegations and done his best to ignore them), one fact is undeniable:
Bryant's "Bob Corker Fraud Watch" emails have varied only slightly, if at all, from Day One to Day 76. In fact, they seem to be identical, word for word, day after day after day.
Always subheaded: "... What did Bob Corker know? When did he know it?
What did he do about it?"
The same email, 76 days in a row and counting.
Ironically, the mild-mannered Bryant on the stump comes off almost as vanilla-flavored as Corker -- or, for that matter, Democrat Ford, who no doubt hopes, a la Blackburn in 2002, to be the beneficiary later on of the ongoing mayhem in Republican ranks. The nearest thing to a flame-thrower in the Senate race is Hilleary, though even his stump rhetoric has been just a cut above the intensity of two sticks being rubbed together by a determined Boy Scout.
But oh, them emails!
Art Imitates Life-and-Death: Difficult as it is to be in two different places at the same time, Tennessee governor Phil Bredesen managed to pull off just such a trick last Thursday night.
One place where the governor could be seen, was the Covington Country Club, site of the annual "Coon Supper" hosted by Jimmy Naifeh, Speaker of the state House of Representatives. The well-attended event (which serves up a wide variety of hors d-oeuvres and conventional grilled meats, as well as the featured item) is held toward the end of each year's legislative session and, especially during election years, draws a large crowd of politicians and their attendants, both statewide and local.
(An apparent non-attendee this year was Rep. Ford, who was criticized in some circles for being at last year's event rather than in Washington for a close vote on President Bush's budget.)
The second and simultaneous place for a Bredesen sighting was at Rhodes College, where a spirited troupe of actors - the "Rock-'n-Rollers," they call themselves - put on another in a series of annual (sometimes twice annual) dramatic productions.
All of these players are affiliated with the Center for Independent Living, a non-profit agency which, in its online self-description, "[p]rovides resource information, personal and technical support, independent living skills training, peer support and advocacy to persons with disabilities who want to improve the quality of their lives. Serves people with all types of disabilities."
The "Rock-'n-Rollers" are indeed "people with all types of disabilities," some of them severe, ranging from post-traumatic to congenital, but they still summon up an astonishing degree of versatility, skill, and - not least - passion on stage, in the productions that are written and directed by the troupe's talented advisor, Mary Claire Giffin.
Two disclosures are in order:
First, my Flyer colleagues Chris amd Charlotte Davis were the original dramatists
and directors for the first several of these productions, roughly a decade ago.
Second, and more to the immediate point, my oldest son, Marcus Baker, is a
"Rock-'n-Roller," who this year played TV host Bob Barker in a production
entitled Survivor Memphis: Mud Island.
The play focused on the difficulties faced by already challenged persons -- including several of the cast members -- who were among those purged from the TennCare rolls last year and now must find other ways of coping with their often prodigious medical and financial needs.
The plot -- based, of course, on the current TV series Survivor - posited a situation whereby Governor Bredesen finds himself among a group of disabled "contestants" trying literally to survive. The play takes several genuinely comic turns, after one of which the governor finds himself suddenly afflicted with a "fourth world" disease, one requiring medication available only through TennCare.
Many of the lines, spoken with gusto by cast members, possess satirical bite and are not at all flattering toward the governor nor his policy of TennCare cuts. The key statement comes from a cured and repentant "Bredesen," who, toward the end, comments, "I guess I never really thought about it because it never affected me. I did not realize what it would be like, to, well, know you were going to die because you are not able to get your medical needs taken care of like you once could."
Pretty nitty gritty. The fact is, however, that the TennCare cuts, eliminating many uninsurables, are still in effect. It should be said that the governor has proposed a revised state insurance plan, Cover Tennessee, that he suggests would re-incorporate many of the currently uninsurable under as a high-risk pool plan.
Meanwhile, we can be sure that the Rock-'n-Rollers will be there to keep the issue center stage.
Present for the evening along with Ford will be the films main producer, Tia Yoka McMillan. The two will answer questions after each showing, said publicist Patricia Rogers. First question: Why so much for a ticket? Next question: Is this a fund-raiser for Fords campaign? Rogers has already answered that one with no, though she said that, if all goes well, a sequel is in the works, entitled Mr. Ford Goes to Washington. She swears she isnt kidding.
Speaking of flipping scripts, the plot of the film has to do with several college friends gathering at a friends funeral and reprising their relationships. Hmmmm. That sounds familiar.
UPDATE: Deidre Malone declares for County Mayor at Chism picnic.