As council chair, while I sit
Ill make the changes I see fit.
Im in charge and I can do
Whatever it is that I want to.
Ill put a phone right by my loo
Ill put it there cause I want to.
It will cost the city lots of dough
But no ones harmed if they dont know.
Ill stick to my guns like gum to a shoe
Ill spend your money, cause I want to.
Ill change the policies, yes sir and mam
Ill change the policies, council chair I am.
If its steak and potatoes that I lack
Ill raise the per diem and take the flack.
We council need more money to eat
So up goes the budget, now bring on the meat!
And if I want to take a business trip
The city will pay, I dont give a flip!
I sign off on my own receipts
Its all in the records, so theres no deceit.
If someone asks why I do what I do
Ill let them know, because