For all of Mitt Romney's talk of what he would do on Day One in the White House — Bomb Iran? Or was it Planned Parenthood? — there's just as good a chance he would be tacking up two pictures on the…
Which leads me to put on my Dr. Phil face and say what has to be said: It's time for Memphis and Shelby County to start seeing other people. We've tried for years to patch things up, to come to some sort of mutual understanding, but we need to admit that we have irreconcilable differences. We don't even know each other any more ...