If it looks like a Bush--wink, smirk (check), walks like a Bush--swagger (check), and talks like a Bush--can you say "nook-u-ler"? (check), then it's a Bush. Hell, the jackass was even a college cheerleader, loves giving the juice, doesn't believe in science, and gets his pockets lined by the haves & have mores. And he's a good Murikun Krischun, by damn. I heard Barbara Bush recently confessed that she & the milkman did the nasty while Poppy was in China with his Jennifer. She gave the baby boy away to a family named Perry. So there ya are.
LOL, Packy. Actually, Brother Wayne at Macon Road Baptist Academy has had a two year hard on for Sarah. She would definitely fit in there.
Boehner has already sold their asses down the river. The GOP used the TP to win, and now it's all over but the crying. Did the Tan Man use the TP dolts? "Hell yes I did!" Enjoy your delusions of grandeur, suckas!
Johnny Boy will have Dr TP over for a little Stoli and some hot tub fun and there will be ice in that tea before you can say Sarah Palin. The Tan Man and Senator Cadaver are smooth operators. You'll see.
Saw the video of her bagging that deer. She's got big gonads. Todd has been slippin her some of his Viagra. Fo sho.
Heard Todd Palin has Low-T because Sarah has been taking his medication for two years.
Tell it, BVW.
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