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A national survey shows that Memphis ranks almost dead last — second only to Kansas City — in the number of people who ride bicycles to work. According to the U.S. Census Bureau, just one-tenth of 1 percent of Memphians peddle to work, which works out to about 14 people. But considering that Memphis has the nation's — if not the world's — worst drivers, who can blame them?

It looks like Memphis City Schools superintendent Carol Johnson will take a similar job in Boston, though she repeatedly assured the school board she had no plans to leave Memphis. Her predecessor, Gerry House, left MCS years ago to take a job with the Institute for Student Achievement in New York. With all the good school systems up there, can't those Northerners find their own people without stealing away ours?

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Malco suspends a projectionist after he posts a not-so-glowing review of the new Fantastic Four movie on the popular Internet blog Ain't It Cool News. Apparently Jesse Morrison — who watched the movie during a private trade screening — didn't give it a thumbs-up, and Malco officials weren't pleased that the review also ran before the local media had a chance to see the film. In the future, we fear, projectionists are going to have to wear blindfolds, and all our calls for "Focus!" will be ignored.

A Memphis firefighter is arrested when he tries to sell a hand grenade to an undercover officer. We have many questions about this transaction: Where did he get the grenade? Why did the buyer say he needed one? And how did they decide on a price of $200?


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