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The pleasures and perils of adopting a shelter dog.

This bitch over here is about to drive me nuts. Hang on, ladies, I would never refer to my loving wife, Melody, in so coarse a manner. I'm talking about the seven-month-old pup named Nancy that we adopted from the animal shelter last July…

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