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Randy Haspel never met Elvis, but wishes he had.

I love Elvis. Sure, over the years I've made some sardonic remarks, often over a microphone from the bandstand. But that was in my capacity as an entertainer. Truth be told, if there were no Elvis, there would be no me. I never would have picked up…

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