OSAMA COUNTS HIS BLESSINGS: HERE'S 8 OF 'EM!
Osama bin Laden must be a happy man today. The United States is playing right into his hands. Since September 11, 2001, we have freely given him every item on his wish list. Consider what Osama wants:
1) To make America tremble. Encouraged by politicians of both parties, Americans have reacted to the events of 9/11 with the kind of paranoia one expects of children. The run on Cipro, smallpox vaccine, potassium iodide, portable radios, batteries, preserved food, bottled water and gas masks is the response of a people who have no sense of proportion. Compared to threats like drunk driving, guns, cigarettes, drugs, overeating and AIDS--each of which kill tens of thousands of Americans every year--the terrorists are trivial. Yet a simple videotape from Osama, and we issue a national Code Orange and rush for the duct tape.
2) To undermine American democracy. Osama knows that American democratic principles are the envy of the world. But the Bush administration, using terrorism as a pretext to create a superempowered presidency, has suspended our system of checks and balances, sidestepping judicial and Congressional oversight of its actions whenever possible. It has declared war without Congressional approval, jailed citizens without explanation, denied the accused the right to an attorney, held trials in secret, detained unnamed suspects indefinitely in hidden locations and without charge, applied psychological pressure (read torture) to suspects we never see, and encouraged the Pentagon, the FBI and the CIA to spy on U.S. citizens in ways Big Brother never dreamed of. As for the Democrats--well, the common response of announced Democratic presidential candidates is that Bush isnt doing enough to prevent future terrorist attacks! For their own reasons, the politicians are doing their best to magnify our fears. The theory: Fear generates votes. All a candidate has to do is scare us to death, then explain why hes the best man to keep the monsters under the bed.
3) To shake the American economy. Wall Street acts even more frightened than the rest of us and hides its money under the mattress. Travel and trade are slowed as we create more and more obstacles at our airports, harbors and border crossings. (This is the equivalent of putting ones head in a plastic bag for fear of poison gas.) Meanwhile, the cost of military buildups, giant Pentagon computers and tax cuts designed to comfort the trembling rich sucks the rest of the air out of the economy.
4) To create more terrorists. If the U.S. kills thousands of Iraqi citizens, it will certainly accomplish this goal for Osama. Beyond that, September 11 gave the Bush administration a perfect excuse to ignore the difficult task of working toward peace between Israelis and Palestinians. As a result, the Israeli-Palestinian conflict burns on, creating more suicidal martyrs and generating sympathy for the Palestinian cause daily--sympathy that Osama and the mullahs turns to hatred. The few American troops in Saudi Arabia and elsewhere in the Middle East were already an irritation that Osama used to exacerbate anti-American feeling in the region. Now, with hundreds of thousands of American soldiers there, Osamas task is even easier.
5) To divide the United States from its allies and isolate it from the rest of the world. The Bush administrations willingness to insult France, Germany and Belgium, to denigrate Russia and China, and condescendingly to dismiss the temperate suggestions of the great majority of the worlds nations plays right into Osamas hands.
6) To damage the United States reputation. The rest of the worlds people already suspected that the United States had a simplistic, go-it-alone, shoot-em-up attitude toward foreign affairs. The Bush administration has confirmed that suspicion. We are now officially the town bully. Everyone else (including, horribly, Osama) is now the bullied.
7) To get rid of Sadaam Hussein. Osama has always hated Saddam Hussein. Saddam is a socialist Sunni oppressing a religious Shiite majority. Saddam is an infidel (in Osamas terms) who runs a secular state without sufficient reverence for Islam. Nothing would make Osama happier than for the United States to kill Saddam for him, along the way generating more anti-American feeling in the region and creating a new generation of orphaned potential-terrorists. In his latest videotape, while ostensibly opposing war in Iraq, Osama intentionally gave George Bush an excuse to connect Saddam to Al Qaeda, even though no connection has ever before existed. Osama knew what he was doing. George Bush dances to Osamas tune.
8) To be the great martyr of modern Islam. Okay, so this hasnt happened yet. But someday Osama will be killed, probably by Americans. At that point, George Bush will have handed Osama bin Laden the final item on Osamas wish list.
Currently a resident of Norwalk, CT, Ed Weathers, a two-time former editor of Memphis Magazine, is a freelance writer and editor. He teaches a course in First Amendment issues at Southern Connecticut State University. His email address is firstname.lastname@example.org