wednesday, 24 

wednesday, 24

Andy Grooms is at the Glass Onion tonight. Hopes Like the Hindenburg and Plot To Blow Up the Eiffel Tower are at The Caravan. And that, as they say, is that. As always, I really don t care what you do this week, because I don t even know you, and unless you can make sure just a tiny amount of ice spills on the floor in just the right place when those Pacers come calling on the Grizzlies Saturday night, then I m sure I don t want to meet you. Besides, it s time for me to blow this dump and go see if Martha Stewart is married to the woman with the most cigarettes yet. --T.S.

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