Tonight s Memphis Brooks Museum of Art First Wednesdays party feature after-hours viewing of the museum, dinner at The Brushmark, a gallery tour of In the Spirit of Martin: The Living Legacy of Dr. Martin Luther King Jr., a martini tasting, and music by students of the Stax Music Academy. It s Who Wants to Be a Rock Star Karaoke Contest Night at Newby s. And now I have to run before lightning tries to strike me again. As always, I really don t care what you do this week because I don t even know you, and unless you are willing to pay me to take off for a year and finish my novel, Spasms of Tomfoolery, I feel sure I don t want to meet you. Besides, I have to blow this dump and go check on my sore ankle. I promise that s the last time I will ever try to chase down a sheep on the Emerald Isle.