About "The Real Grizzlies Draft News: Adriana Lima Is Coming," referring to the Victoria's Secret model engaged to draft pick Marko Jaric:
"This beautiful super-model may attend a few games each year. Bet $100 that she doesn't move to this town. Do any famous people live here? (dead ones don't count) This isn't Nashville." — jb111
About "Criminal Intent: Three 6 Mafia's New Album Exploits Memphis Crime," by Chris Herrington:
"Kids these days and their hip-hop music. I can't even understand what they're saying. You know who would do them good? Glenn Miller, that's who." — presidenthowardtaft
About "The Grizzlies Draft: Sorting It Out," by Chris Herrington:
"Amen, Chris. CDR's workouts impressed few teams; the red flag should have been when DORSEY was drafted ahead of him." — leftwingcracker
About "Herenton Defends 'Damaged' Lee, Slams Feds and Media, and Hints He May Run Again,":
"Translation: 'Pay no attention to what's going on behind the curtain. Willie Herenton has spoken.' Is there a psychologist/psychiatrist out there who can expound on the pathology behind someone who consistently refers to him/herself in the third person?" — B
Comment of the Week:
About "Speaker Pelosi in Tennessee to Aid Cohen Campaign," by Jackson Baker:
"Cohen is fugly. He is no Breck girl." — Clyde
And we're not just talking about housewares made in an environmentally sound way or sheets that decompose; we're talking about entire couches.
"As much as this scenario sounds like it was lifted from a Philip K. Dick novel ...