About "Proposed TN Bill Will Gut Teaching of Evolution":
"Damn liberal fiat judgments from the bench! The Constitution clearly does not mention
evolution, therefore to teach it is unconstitutional and should be stopped immediately!"
About "Turning the Page" and the rally in Nashville supporting teachers' rights:
"Stupid, self-absorbed teachers. What an asinine notion, dedicating their lives to educating our children. Strap a foam wedge of cheese to their heads and hang 'em all like Salem witches!"
About "Motivation on a Budget" and the inspirational seminar scheduled for March 28th at
"Is it true that your ticket gets you one free bingo card for the Bingo Intermissions, and
admittance to the Ghengis Khan Gun and Knife Show in the lobby, and the Ricky Rider's
Rickity Rides Amusement Park in the street outside?" — jeff
"L. Ron Hubbard is most likely behind all of this. I think I saw Tom Cruise peeking from
behind a potted plant." — packrat
Comment of the Week:
About "Another Bald Eagle Shot in Tennessee":
"Shooting eagles should be encouraged because the bald eagle is a symbol of our gummint, and anything/everything that is associated with the gummint is bad so we should all rise against it, heavily armed and ready to take on jack-booted wildlife agents ... that will show the gummint that the PEOPLE are in charge, not the gol-danged gummint!"
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