This is who you do not want on your rugby team. He doesn't know how to play rugby. But he's covered the Elvis 7s for decades. (Credit: C. M. Stevens)

One of my all-time favorite events to cover is the Elvis 7s, the annual rugby tournament honoring Elvis presented by the Memphis Blues Rugby Club. Iโ€™ve covered it for decades. Itโ€™s such a uniquely Memphis thing.

Games are played against the soundtrack of Elvis recordings, including, appropriately, All Shook Up and Suspicious Minds, the latter with its words โ€œCaught in a trap.โ€ (Or, more fittingly for the occasion, a โ€œmaul,โ€ which means being physically detained by the opposing team). An Elvis trivia game is played and, there’s a โ€œMister Sideburnsโ€ contest, in which players with various sizes and shapes of sideburns compete against one another as they sing a snippet from an Elvis song. The winner is usually given some kind of an Elvis memento.

Elvis 7s, which celebrated its 35th anniversary this year, was held August 6th (the event is traditionally held the first Saturday of August). The tournament, which for some years was held at USA Stadium in Millington, was back at its old stomping (literally) ground at McBride Field in Toby Park.

In years past, the late Bill โ€œDollar Billโ€ Walker dressed as Elvis and his wife, now Sophie Duffel, dressed as Priscilla Presley. They were driven onto the field in a pink Cadillac. There also were Priscilla contests with competing women rugby team members in beehive hairdos.

The T-shirts are always great. This yearโ€™s shirt featured a drawing of Elvis in a rugby uniform with long socks. Troy McCall, a Memphis Blues Club alumnus came up with the image, which he’d used on previous T-shirts. McCall, a former Elvis 7s tournament director, has designed the Elvis 7s T-shirts for โ€œat least 20 years,โ€ he says.

Wally Dyke, who founded the event, wore one of McCallโ€™s 2011 Elvis 7s T-shirts, which featured an image of Elvisโ€™s face with a Maori tattoo. โ€œThat year the Elvis 7s T-shirts were based on the fact that Rugby World Cup was being hosted in New Zealand,โ€ McCall says. โ€œMaoris are indigenous to New Zealand and are part of the culture.โ€

McCall attended the World Cup that year, and was wearing the shirt at a bar in New Zealand. McCall saw a Maori man with a tattooed face on the other side โ€œstaring daggers at us,โ€ he says. He wondered if the man was disturbed by the shirt. McCall walked over and said, โ€œHey, man. Weโ€™re from the states and weโ€™re here for the Rugby World Cup. I wanted to know, do you find this offensive?โ€

โ€œHe said, โ€˜Nah. Thatโ€™s one of the best shirts Iโ€™ve ever seen. Iโ€™d love to have one.โ€™ I literally took off the shirt I was wearing and gave it to him. And he gave me the shirt he was wearing.โ€

Another tidbit about that shirt: โ€œIf you look at the bottom left part of his face, the left cheek and jaw, it actually says โ€˜Elvisโ€™ within the design.โ€

The first Elvis 7s event was in 1987. โ€œIt had four teams and he (Dyke) brought his stereo from home and hung his speakers from a tree,โ€ McCall says.

“A cassette player,” Dyke says.

And, he added, “After that first year I think we had 12 teams. Then we got to our maximum of 16, the most we can do in a day.”

Tournament director Rob Reetz says 16 teams from the Mid-South (Tennessee, Arkansas, and Alabama) took part in this yearโ€™s Elvis 7โ€™s.

โ€œIt went great,โ€ Reetz says.โ€We had absolutely no issues at all.โ€

And no rain. I actually covered the event one year when it poured. I stood in muddy water in a tent with a bunch of soggy players while rain pelted the roof. I canโ€™t recall if Kentucky Rain was playing.

โ€œIโ€™ve actually never been to an Elvis (7s) where it rained,โ€ Reetz says.

Knock on wood. 

Or, as the King says, โ€œIf you canโ€™t find a partner use a wooden chair.โ€

Michael Donahue began his career in 1975 at the now-defunct Memphis Press-Scimitar and moved to The Commercial Appeal in 1984, where he wrote about food and dining, music, and covered social events until...