Memphis on the internet.
“Lucifer”
An X beef between representatives Matt Gaetz (R-Florida) and Steve Cohen (D-Tennessee) burned hot as hell recently.
Cohen fired first with an August 14th post burning Gaetz for saying (as he stood next to Donald Trump on television) that “only by force” can things change in Washington. Cohen turned up the heat five days later posting that “not only does [Gaetz] act like but looks like Lucifer.”
Gaetz fired back, “Steve Cohen is an expert on the subject, having actually met Lucifer.” Cohen retorted, “Lucifer counseled you on your ‘dating’ life, and gave you some numbers but none above 18.”
Cause and Cure
“Just went in for a $5 bag and found this rolled up in my napkins,” wrote Reddit user u/BiggClay last week. Big ol’ h/t to Allan Creasy.
Hitler Pizza
Well, Hitler found out last week his favorite Memphis pizza place was not treated well in a recent Reddit poll. This instant classic is bound for the MEMernet Hall of Fame.