The annual Memphis Holiday Parade takes over Beale Street this weekend. (Photo: Courtesy Beale Street Management/Downtown Memphis Commission)

๐ŸŽ Whoโ€™s Holiday
The Memphian Room at The Circuit Playhouse
Performances through December 22

Childhood trauma can really do a number on people. Imagine if a man broke into your home, stole all of your familyโ€™s Christmas presents and decorations, and then went to all your neighborsโ€™ homes and did the same thing, and then the town acted like nothing happened. That would do a number on you wouldnโ€™t it? So forgive Cindy Lou Who if sheโ€™s not the innocent little Whoville you remember from How the Grinch Stole Christmas. And sheโ€™ll tell you how she got here in Playhouseโ€™s adult comedy that is guaranteed to leave you laughing all night long. This showโ€™s for the adults, so leave the kiddos at home or bring them to see Playhouseโ€™s other show The Wizard of Oz, and Dorothy will be the innocent little Kansanian you remember, donโ€™t you worry. Tickets for Whoโ€™s Holiday ($25) can be purchased here, and tickets for the family-friendly Wizard of Oz ($25) can be purchased here. (P.S. If you canโ€™t get enough of the Christmas spirit, Theatre Memphis is putting on A Christmas Carol. Learn more here.)

๐Ÿฉฐ The Nutcracker
Orpheum Theatre
Performances this weekend and next
Building on Ballet Memphisโ€™ nearly 40-year legacy of sharing the joy of Nutcracker with the Mid-South community, this season features an enchanting evolution of set and costume design that brings renewed vibrancy to the classic story. Transport yourself to a sweetly nostalgic riverside and a confectionary dreamland through the eyes of a young girl destined for adventure. Ballet Memphisโ€™ new production of this beloved American holiday tradition promises to delight in both familiar and unexpected ways. Tickets for the show with performances this weekend and next can be purchased here. (Tennessee Ballet Theater is also performing their rendition of the classic ballet, Clara & the Nutcracker, on Sunday, 2 p.m., at the Cannon Center. More info can be found here.)

โœจ Laser Holiday Light Show
Museum of Science & History
Friday, December 8, 1:30 p.m. & 7 p.m. | Saturday, December 9, 1:40 p.m. | Sunday, December 10, 1:30 p.m.

This Friday is my cousin Blakeโ€™s 22nd birthday. You donโ€™t know Blake. Blake doesnโ€™t live here. But Blake likes (or maybe heโ€™s grown out of liking) Star Wars, and when I think of Star Wars, I think of lightsabers, which are made of lasers, right? Iโ€™m not sure. My knowledge of Blake and Star Wars is very rudimentary. But I think a laser show would be a great way for Blake to celebrate his birthday โ€” because of the lights and the lasers. But, like I said, Blake isnโ€™t in Memphis, but you, reader, are. So celebrate his birthday in a way he would enjoy with a Laser Holiday Light Show at MoSH, which mixes everyoneโ€™s favorite holiday music, even Blakeโ€™s favorite holiday music, from the classical to the modern, all set to fantastic laser lights. Tickets ($15) can be purchased here.

โœ‚๏ธ Holidays Crafts
Get crafty โ€” not like Grinch crafty, please, we canโ€™t handle more Grinches in the world โ€” but get arts and crafty this weekend (or any weekend if thatโ€™s the journey for you), with any (or all) of these classes hosted by your favorite arts and crafty venues. Be sure to register at the links below.

  • Cozy Candle Making with Keith McBride: Make three beautiful 8 oz. custom scented soy wax candles with the guidance of Keith McBride of Candles by Deuce. Arrow Creative, Friday, December 8, 6:30 p.m., $71.21.
  • Photo Transfer Holiday Ornaments with Valley Evangelista: Create unique holiday ornaments in this hands-on workshop where participants will learn the techniques of emulsion transfer onto wood, transforming their favorite family snapshots into beautiful ornaments for decorating trees, wreaths, and more. No prior photography or crafting experience is required. Arrow Creative, Saturday, December 9, 1 p.m., $49.87.
  • Holiday Door Swag Workshop: Learn to make your own door swag using locally grown greenery and an assortment of complimentary bells, bows, ribbons, and natural elements like pinecones and seed pods that you can add to your arrangement. I went to Bramble and Bloomโ€™s wreath-making class last weekend, and it was a blast and a half and I got to bring home a very cute wreath that I can tell everyone who sees it that I made it. And the pride, the ego that comes from that will soothe any soul. Midtown Bramble and Bloom, Sunday, December 10, 1 p.m., $65.
  • Gold Hoop Wreath Workshop: Learn the basics of wreath design and create your own custom evergreen demi wreath on a gold hoop. Your ticket price includes all the materials you’ll need to make your wreath as well as lots of embellishments and bow options. Midtown Bramble and Bloom, Sunday, December 10, 3 p.m., $55.
  • Woodburning Ornaments: Learn how to use woodburning tools to make holiday ornaments! Bring a couple images to use or choose from Five in Oneโ€™s stock. Everyone will get a bunch of wooden blanks to decorate. Five in One Studios, Sunday, December 10, 3 p.m., $45.

๐ŸŽ„ ยกChristmas Fiesta!
Dixon Gallery & Gardens
Saturday, December 9, 11 a.m.-3 p.m.
ยกFeliz Navidad! Cazateatro Bilingual Theatre Group, Opera Memphis, and Dixon Gallery & Gardens present their third annual Christmas Fiesta! Visitors will enjoy the Christmas traditions of Latin America and the Caribbean, and learn about parrandas, posadas, piรฑatas, and more. Enjoy traditional Christmas music in Spanish, Latin food, crafts, and activities. The event is ~free~.

โ˜ƒ๏ธ Free! Free! Free!
Extra, extra, read all about it. The free Flyer is here to tell you about two free monthly events at two of Memphisโ€™ favorite museums. Thatโ€™s right on Saturday, 1-5 p.m., you can enjoy the Stax Museum of American Soul Musicโ€™s Free Family Day, where visitors can enjoy free admission to the entire museum, live music, food trucks, games and activities, and arts and crafts for children. Also on Saturday, 10 a.m.-noon, the Brooks Museum of Art presents its Super Saturday, which offers free admission and art-making facilitated by an art educator. This monthโ€™s Super Saturday will celebrate and explore families and communities through art. (P.S. Admission is free at the Brooks every Saturday 10 a.m.-noon.)

๐Ÿง‘โ€๐ŸŽ„ 2023 Memphis Holiday Parade
Beale Street
Saturday, December 9, 2-3 p.m.
The grandest holiday parade in the region rings in the holiday season on Beale Street with marching bands, steppers, twirlers, floats, and all sorts of sights. Stick around, or, I guess, return to Beale between 5 and 7 p.m., and get your picture taken with Santa Claus for free against the backdrop of Beale.

๐ŸŽถ Iris Collectiveโ€™s Small Business Series: Cremaine Booker & Olatunde Osinaike
Cafe Noir, 635 Madison Ave.
Thursday, December 14, 5:30 p.m.

This Thursday, Iris Collective kicks off its Small Business Series with a performance by Cremaine Booker, aka That Cello Guy, and poet Olatunde Osinaike at the soon-to-be-opened Cafe Noir, a bookstore that will specialize in filling its shelves with BIPOC and LGBTQ authors. The performance is sure to be unique and intimate, so get your tickets ($20) here. Read more about Irisโ€™ Small Business Series in our Fall Arts Guide, and more about Cafe Noir in this piece by Kailynn Johnson.

๐Ÿ˜‚ Gianmarco Soresi with Sean Reilly
Growlers
Thursday, December 14, 7 p.m. & 10 p.m.
Not sure if youโ€™re up on the TikTok drama but a certain male comedian has been under fire for a certain Netflix special. Now, weโ€™re not here to talk about that male comedian who I donโ€™t care about, but I like to point that out to say that Iโ€™m putting a lot at stake here by saying, look here, another male comedian, whose comedy is enjoyable! Hopefully this one wonโ€™t make a, uh, how to put this delicately, Grinch out of himself. Anyways, not to make this about myself, but I interviewed him last year, and heโ€™s back in Memphis for two whole shows on Thursday, sooooo obviously you can thank the Flyer for his return. Just kidding, we know we donโ€™t have that much power! Gianmarco isnโ€™t the only one who can make jokes. Hopefully, his land better. Tickets are $20 and can be purchased here.

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